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  • If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.
  • I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, β€œI’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”
  • Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.
  • Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.
  • “I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?
  • Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, β€œIt’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.