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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

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Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.