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Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

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Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

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Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

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It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

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I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

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Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

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Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

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If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

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On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

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Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

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On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

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The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

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Life is weird and then you die.

Just shared via TikTok:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Live now on WeChat:

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Seen just now on TikTok:

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

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I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

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I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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