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Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

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Going viral on X:

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

Broadcasted on X:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Going bananas on Slack:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Shared recently on Slack:

Sometimes life is “Eat, pray, love,” and sometimes it’s “Scroll, snack, overthink.”

Just landed via Twitch:

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Just landed via Threads:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

Just shared via Pinterest:

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

Spotted on Snapchat:

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Spotted on Slack:

Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

80 shares on X this month:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

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Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

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Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

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Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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Therapy? I have Spotify.

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A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

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Spotted on Threads:

Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Just shared via Slack:

Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Spotted on X:

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

Just landed via Instagram:

Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

Seen just now on X:

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

Breaking via Slack:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Shared recently on Threads:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

Just shared via WeChat:

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

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