I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

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It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

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Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.