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Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Making waves on Facebook:

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

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Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

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Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

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I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

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I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

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I have to pee. Story of my life.

2 months ago

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This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

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82 shares on Instagram this month:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

40 shares on X this month:

The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

46 shares on Discord this month:

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

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Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Every time I turn around, it’s Monday.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

America is truly the best country in the world at not learning from their mistakes.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

Trending via Slack:

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

Just landed via Reddit:

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Just landed via Slack:

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

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Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

I have to pee. Story of my life.

This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

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