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I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

Commentary:
Weekends should come with a "Do Not Disturb" sign for humans 🛑😴 #ThingFreeZone

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, doing, doing things, exhaustion, humor, i, just, next, people, procrastination, relaxation, sarcasm, things, understand, week, weekend, workweek on Oct 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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