I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Living life on the edge, one job application at a time! ๐ ๐ผ #ProfessionalExaggerator Related Funny Quotes ๐ค Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I donโt even work for yet? I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, โI love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!โ Then I said, โTurn left.โ I need a job where I donโt actually have to work.