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I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hand…

I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hand…

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged affection, flirtation, hands, humor, i, keep, love, man, me, please, touch, touchy-feely, yes on Sep 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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