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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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Just shared via TikTok:

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

Trending via Discord:

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

Live now on Pinterest:

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.

Shared recently on Discord:

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

Live now on WeChat:

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Making waves on Discord:

Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Spotted on Telegram:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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2 months ago

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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2 months ago

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Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

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5 months ago

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Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

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3 weeks ago

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It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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2 months ago

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Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

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5 months ago

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80 shares on WeChat this month:

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

100 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

20 shares on Discord this month:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

13 shares on X this month:

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

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Going bananas on Telegram:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

Shared recently on Threads:

When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

Making waves on TikTok:

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Just landed via Discord:

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

Going viral on Messenger:

In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Seen just now on Slack:

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Just shared via TikTok:

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

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