I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Well, who needs a significant other when you can have a significant savings account, am I right? 💰🤷♂️ Retirement plan: 1, Relationships: 0. #PrioritiesInCheck" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point. My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music. Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now. It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right? One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.