I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Well, who needs a significant other when you can have a significant savings account, am I right? 💰🤷♂️ Retirement plan: 1, Relationships: 0. #PrioritiesInCheck" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point. My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music. One year older today, and still no closer to growing up. Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit. “I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.
