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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

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Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

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People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

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A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

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Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?