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I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

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“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

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Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

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No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

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If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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A McRib killed my tapeworm.

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Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

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I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

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Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

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I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

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