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Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

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The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

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You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

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Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

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Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

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It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

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Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’

Shared recently on Reddit:

That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

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There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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I’ve had enough. I’m ready to spend an eternity in the arms of my lover.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

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“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

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The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

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I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists?

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

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Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

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Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

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If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

Date night idea: fight another couple.

Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Date night idea: fight another couple.

Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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