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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a…

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a…

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"Looks like someone's ready to trade Grandma's knitting needles for some heavy-duty gear! 🚗💥 Watch out world, we've got a crochet daredevil on the loose! 🧶😄 #NeedleAndThreadSpeedster"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, car, creativity, crochet, DIY, going, humor, i, myself, new, steel, steel wool, wool on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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