I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like someone's ready to trade Grandma's knitting needles for some heavy-duty gear! 🚗💥 Watch out world, we've got a crochet daredevil on the loose! 🧶😄 #NeedleAndThreadSpeedster" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit. I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.” I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble. Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket. When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.