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- I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.
- I embarrass myself in front of myself.
- Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.
- When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.
- Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.