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- Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.
- Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.
- Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
- If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.
- If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.