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If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

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I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

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Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.