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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

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“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

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Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

2 months ago

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Salt is just angry sugar.

2 months ago

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

2 months ago

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60 shares on Facebook this month:

The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

25 shares on Reddit this month:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

93 shares on YouTube this month:

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

58 shares on X this month:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

32 shares on Slack this month:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

82 shares on Slack this month:

“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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Just shared via YouTube:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

Just landed via Instagram:

Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

Making waves on YouTube:

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

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God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

Spotted on Snapchat:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

Making waves on Slack:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

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Salt is just angry sugar.

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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