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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

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My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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“It is what it is,” I say, as I almost vomit from anxiety.

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The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

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“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

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At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

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I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

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You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

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“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

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The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

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Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

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They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

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Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

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Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

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Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

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Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

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The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

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Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

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Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

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Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

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