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Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

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I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

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Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

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Touch my butt, not my coffee.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

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The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

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“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

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The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

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I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

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A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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First World War. Kind of nervous.

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

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Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

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If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

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“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

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“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

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Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

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Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

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The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

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Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

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I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

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