Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.