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The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

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I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.