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Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

Just landed via Twitch:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Live, laugh, leftovers.

Making waves on YouTube:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

Spotted on Discord:

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

Live now on Instagram:

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

62 shares on Threads this month:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

34 shares on Discord this month:

Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

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Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

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What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

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Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

Live now on YouTube:

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Spotted on Instagram:

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

Going bananas on Discord:

I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

Spotted on Instagram:

I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

Shared recently on Messenger:

British people be like “I was born in E-sex, grew up in Woke Ham, moved to Man Chest Hair, went to uni in Rotten Stall.”

Just shared via YouTube:

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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