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Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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I had too much to think last night.

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Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

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TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

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No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

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Manifesting you in my bed.

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

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Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

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Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

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My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

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I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

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Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

Manifesting you in my bed.

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

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Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

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If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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