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You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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They’re making me do work at work.

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47 shares on Telegram this month:

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

94 shares on WeChat this month:

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

Relationship status: he escaped.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

29 shares on Slack this month:

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

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For the record, I use a turntable.

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It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

I am not in a good place, geographically.

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Just landed via X:

I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

Spotted on Twitch:

Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

Making waves on WeChat:

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Making waves on Facebook:

Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

Making waves on Discord:

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

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You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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