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Home Funny Quotes Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025
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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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"Men: the true masters of causing chaos and confusion, yet somehow managing to stay relevant in the digital age 🕵️‍♂️📱 #GhostedYetLiked"

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