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I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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2 months ago

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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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2 months ago

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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2 months ago

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The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

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5 months ago

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“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

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2 months ago

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51 shares on Instagram this month:

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

57 shares on Threads this month:

For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

49 shares on Facebook this month:

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

57 shares on Discord this month:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

59 shares on Reddit this month:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

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Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

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If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

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You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

Just landed via Messenger:

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

Just landed via Discord:

Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

Going bananas on Slack:

This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

Going viral on Messenger:

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Scrolling to your birth year is a humiliation ritual.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

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