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I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

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I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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75 shares on Instagram this month:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

41 shares on X this month:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

32 shares on Discord this month:

Adulting is realizing Monday is a better ‘off day’ than Friday.

29 shares on Slack this month:

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

67 shares on Threads this month:

In a parallel universe, I go to bed early and wake up fresh and unstoppable.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

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It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

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I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

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Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

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If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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I’d rather lose you than the argument.

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This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

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Just landed via Messenger:

Work for a living? In this economy?

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

Live now on Pinterest:

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

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If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

Live now on Slack:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Just landed via Instagram:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

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Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

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