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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.