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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

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You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

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It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.