My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

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Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.

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That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

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Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

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D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.