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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said โ€œless McDonaldโ€™sโ€, but Iโ€™m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

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I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

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Iโ€™ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

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Welcome to your 40โ€™s: itโ€™s ten years of people saying “wait until youโ€™re 50”.

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A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Going viral on Messenger:

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

Shared recently on Facebook:

In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Iโ€™m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡น has copied:

You donโ€™t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until theyโ€™re about something you like.

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โ€œHope this email finds you doing well!โ€ The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

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Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

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I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

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Welcome to your parentsโ€™ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

Just landed via Threads:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Making waves on Twitch:

Iโ€™m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Shared recently on TikTok:

If youโ€™ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone elseโ€™s turn.

Just shared via Slack:

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

Making waves on Slack:

I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

Trending via YouTube:

โ€œGirls just want to have fun!โ€ No, I want one million dollars cash.

Breaking via Slack:

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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