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I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

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God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

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When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.