No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisi… Commentary:"Sorry social media influencers, I trust my decisions to be more vine than online 🍷😄 #CheersToThat" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media. If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded. Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus. Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding? If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?