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There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

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I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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Showing my barber a Rorschach test, and he gives me his mother’s haircut.

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I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

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It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

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I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

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Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

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You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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Funny quote about the nightly struggle of deciding what to cook for dinner.

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It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

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Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

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The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

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Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

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My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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Long-term relationship? Like Tom and Jerry?

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My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

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(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) You know, none of that happened, right?

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

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Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

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People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Salary week, but salary weak.

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

Keep the laugh going 😂

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Salary week, but salary weak.

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

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