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Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

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Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

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I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

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Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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I need to have a ginger ale about this.

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Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

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Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

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My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

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Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

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I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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Life is really sucking the life out of me.

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A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

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You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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