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Imagine everyone walking around with rainbow eyes from allergy season! 🌈👀😆
A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.
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Sounds like you're ready to file him under "acquaintance" in the friend directory 😂📂🤝
Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.
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This is the perfect plan for social media FOMO 😂 Who needs sleep when you have memes 🌙✨
It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.
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I'm basically a solar-powered burrito: extra sunshine in summer, wrapped snug in winter! ☀️🌯❄️
I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.
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Sounds like you're earning a PhD in Teenage Drama Survival 😂🏆 #SurvivalSkills #MomLife
The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.
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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why is my life a sitcom after all? 😂🤷♀️✨
I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.
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Trying to date myself would be a real ego trip! 😜💍
Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.
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Finally, someone found the fast track to my list of new best friends 🤣🚫✈️
Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.
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When your detective skills are top-notch, but your job application says "unemployed" 🕵️♀️📱🤣
I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.
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Rocking this summer look like, "I know, right?!" 😂🌞💪🍔