People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

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This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

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Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.