Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

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There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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I have a yearning disability.

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“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

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Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

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My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

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Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

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You give my middle finger an erection.