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I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

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The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

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Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

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I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

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She is both the storm and the shelter.

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Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

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I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.