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I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.