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If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

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You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”