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Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Making waves on Snapchat:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Seen just now on Instagram:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Seen just now on Threads:

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Seen just now on Discord:

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

Making waves on WeChat:

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

Live now on WeChat:

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

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94 shares on X this month:

Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

10 shares on Instagram this month:

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

31 shares on Threads this month:

A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

35 shares on Discord this month:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

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Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Instagram:

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

Just shared via Reddit:

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

Seen just now on Messenger:

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

Live now on Snapchat:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

Trending via Twitch:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Live now on Slack:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

Going viral on Twitch:

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

Just landed via Instagram:

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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