Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know. Commentary:Government conspiracy: Mosquito bites are nature's secret pleasure button 🤣🦟🍯 #TheMoreYouKnow Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch. “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it. When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito! If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive. Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.
