Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic… Commentary:Government conspiracy: Mosquito bites are nature's secret pleasure button 🤣🦟🍯 #TheMoreYouKnow Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch. “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it. When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito! Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep. Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.