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Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic…

Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic…

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Government conspiracy: Mosquito bites are nature's secret pleasure button 🤣🦟🍯 #TheMoreYouKnow

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bite, foot, government, humor, kind, know, literally, mosquito, mosquito bite, pleasure, scratching, secret, sensation, stuff, want on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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