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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

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The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

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I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

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The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?