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Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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Oh, wouldn't that be a nifty superpower?! ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ”‡ Just imagine dialing down the drama and cranking up the peace and quiet. Ah, the blissful silence! ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜†



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