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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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2 months ago

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Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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2 months ago

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I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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2 months ago

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Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

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5 months ago

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Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

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2 months ago

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I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

14 shares on Instagram this month:

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

32 shares on X this month:

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

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Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’

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Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

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“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

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I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

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I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

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The homie who’s ultimately just a pawn in your grand scheme.

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Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

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I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

Spotted on Instagram:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

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Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

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