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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

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Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

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Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

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The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.