The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’ Posted on4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"The 'E' in my name stands for 'Everything you need.' 🌟 So basically, I'm your one-stop shop for awesomeness! 💁♂️💼 #AllHailE" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen. Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way. Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!” One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed? The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.