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I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

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No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

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Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

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Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

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Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

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Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

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I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

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Tuesday is no better than Monday.

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

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Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

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Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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