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This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

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Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.