The sexual tension between me and buying more books. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you try to walk past a bookstore without going in but the books start whispering sweet nothings to your wallet 📚❤️🛍️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday. The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation. The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about. Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love. The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.