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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

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The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

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I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

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What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

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A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

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I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

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Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

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