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For whom the Fetty Waps.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

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Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

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Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

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After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

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I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

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79 shares on Slack this month:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

77 shares on X this month:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

47 shares on Discord this month:

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

35 shares on Instagram this month:

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

68 shares on X this month:

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Just shared via YouTube:

I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Shared recently on Slack:

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

Making waves on YouTube:

I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

Making waves on Instagram:

It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

Seen just now on Discord:

Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Staying weird for my own sanity.

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

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For whom the Fetty Waps.

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

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