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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.