Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow. Posted on4 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history. Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing. After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one. I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.