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I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

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Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

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95 shares on Slack this month:

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

32 shares on Slack this month:

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

40 shares on Telegram this month:

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

14 shares on X this month:

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

53 shares on Instagram this month:

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

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Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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Going viral on YouTube:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

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Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

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I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

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