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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

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I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.