Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

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I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.