Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

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Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

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Does anyone know where I can find true love?

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“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

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Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.