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Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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"Welcome to adulthood, where 9pm feels like midnight and midnight feels like a distant memory. 🌜⏰😴 Who needs late nights when you can have early bedtimes, right?"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 9pm, adulthood, age, bedtime, humor, midnight, reality, sleep, transition, welcome on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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