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Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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"Welcome to adulthood, where 9pm feels like midnight and midnight feels like a distant memory. ๐ŸŒœโฐ๐Ÿ˜ด Who needs late nights when you can have early bedtimes, right?"



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