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"WhatsApp be like: 'Seen ✅, Lies ✅, also writes with other girls ✅ 😂📱'. Keeping track of all the drama, one notification at a time! #WhatsAppWoes"

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

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Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

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35 shares on Discord this month:

If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

92 shares on Messenger this month:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

97 shares on Slack this month:

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

97 shares on Discord this month:

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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Going viral on YouTube:

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Just shared via WeChat:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Just shared via Discord:

What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

Making waves on Reddit:

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

Just landed via WeChat:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

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