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  • There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.
  • I need a leaf blower, but for people.
  • Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.
  • One of the kids said, β€œCamping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.
  • Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.
  • I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.