When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

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“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

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They expect me to work at work.

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I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

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Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.