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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was do…

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was do…

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"Hey, at least we were productive at being unproductive together! 🤷‍♂️😂🍕"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged away, comparison, doing, humor, i, irony, life, same, sarcasm, self-deprecating, thing, waste, wasting, witty on May 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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