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  • I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.
  • And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.
  • Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.
  • What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?
  • Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.
  • I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.