Why can’t opportunity just come back later? Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhy can’t opportunity just come back later? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by. Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus. Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though. I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.