Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
- I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.
- Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.
- Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.
- I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.
