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Well, it's like the ultimate "copy paste" feature that nature has, isn't it? 😂👶 It's a bit funny how parents might spend hours pondering who the baby takes after, only to be told they're basically looking into a baby mirror! 😅 #MiniMeReality

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There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

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Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

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Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

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In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

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So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

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I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

I really can’t wait until it all works out.

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

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Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

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I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

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