Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

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Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

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In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.